Well working on the timeline for thurday event, i discover....
Interestings stuffs from Oosh
Serving an eclectic mix of Western-European dishes, the food it offers is as unique as its name.
read on..
Honey, we need to talk .....
BREAK UP
The line - ‘I think it’s time we start seeing other people.’
Translation ‘You’re a bad kisser.’
The place When you’re ready to cool things off, the -15 degree Celsius surroundings of Bar CoCoon should help set the mood. The frozen vodka shots ($15 each) will no doubt enable you with dumper’s Dutch courage and dull the dumpee’s pain.
How it could all go Pete Tong She could choose that night to go bra-less and the sight of her ‘headlights’ might make you think twice. Also, ice is slippery when wet, so make sure there’s no shoving.
The line - ‘I love you, but I’m not in love with you.’
Translation ‘You don’t complete me.’
The place Oosh’s green surroundings, tucked away trellises and total lack of service ensure you’ll have the adequate privacy to deliver the bad news. Utilise the clueless wait-staff as convenient whipping boys and the thick foliage for camouflage, should you require a quick getaway. Word to the wise: tip the valet beforehand to keep your engine running.
How it could all go Pete Tong The bad service may just rob you of any patience to call things off and the two of you could rekindle the fire by bonding over shared ire.
The line - ‘I’m seeing someone else…’
Translation ‘I’m a bastard/bitch.’ The place Yes, you are a jerk, but don’t have to be when you’re already twisting the knife into his or her broken heart.
The dark surroundings of Attica Too will help make his or her mortified face less visible (and ease your shame), and the up-for-anything crowd means it would be all too easy for your ex to find an immediate replacement for your sorry ass.
How it could all go Pete Tong Hmm… a look around at the random hook-ups in the corner (and everywhere else) may put you off the notion of dating again. Also, the joke may end up being on you if your ex goes home with some stunning model or suave banker. Ouch.
The line - ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’
Translation ‘We have zero chemistry.’ The place Having no spark doesn’t mean you can’t have fun together; it just means you might not be making out any time soon. Still, it’s a blow to the ego, so let the other one down easy by delivering the ‘You need directions to my G-spot’ speech in the loud, raucous environs of The Pump Room. The loud music and jam-packed space also means you might not need to say much to get your message across.
How it could all go Pete Tong The fun atmosphere and speedy arrival of decently strong drinks might see you two in a compromising position by the end of the night.
MAKE UP
The line - ‘I want to see you exclusively.’ Translation ‘Will you be my boyfriend/ girlfriend?’
The place The unpretentious Indian restaurant-cum-bar, The Mango Tree, is perfect for that casual discussion of taking things to the next stage. The Indian link also hints at a Bollywood romance waiting to happen, and the seaside location means you can both go for a moonlit stroll on the boardwalk afterward.
How it could all go Pete Tong Those with delicate stomachs may not do so well with the curry-and-beer combo. You might not get to accomplish your goal if your precious suddenly has to rush home to do an emergency number two. Oh, and there’s also that tricky issue of flatulence.
The line - ‘You’re very special to me.’
Translation ‘I’m sorry I forgot our anniversary.’
The place il Lido Lounge Bar is privy to a panoramic view of the South China Sea. Combine a stunning sunset with 1-for-1 bubbly deals, and you’ve got poetry in motion.
How it could all go Pete Tong Beautiful surroundings are also ideal places for epiphanies. You have to be certain that your partner is on the same page as you, or the ultra-romantic setting may induce a panic attack, and fi nd you shipwrecked.
The line - ‘Shall we meet for drinks after work?’
Translation ‘I want to date you, but I’m too shy!’
The place Tucked away on Boon Tat Street, Hyacinth is the newest watering hole to sprout up in the CBD area. Decorated in calm, Zen-like white and green hues, it is the perfect setting for the all-important (and always awkward) first not-adate date. There’s also a menu of light nibbles to go along with the booze, so you don’t accidentally get sloshed and make an arse of yourself.
How it could all go Pete Tong If there is chemistry between the two of you, a first date-date is almost assured. If there isn’t a spark, you’re likely to go from cosy-to-claustrophobic in less time than you can say, ‘Cheque, please!’
by Charlene Fang
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